She Said Yes by ~media-rama on deviantART

"I love you, Katy Perry. I love everything about you.
I love your triumphant success in the face of negative amounts of talent. I love your complete refusal to have any sort of depth or thought in your music. I love the way you gargle vowels in some vain attempt to hit notes that autotune is just gonna clean up later anyway.
You win Katy Perry.
Marry me."

По-моему, очень мило. А действительно, что бы было, если бы Кэтти взяла да и согласилась бы?